Wow, what an event. First of all, a huge shout out to all the members of CrossFit 858, CrossFit Mission Gorge and of course, CrossFit Elysium for their efforts in the “Rumble in Paradise”. A big thank you to the judges, sponsors and spectators as well. I don’t even know where to begin. I think I’ll give you my thoughts and observations of all three events, the individual competitors that I saw, and my own personal perspective trying to keep things organized. I apologize in advance if I leave out anyone’s awesomeness- I don’t have the data from the event in front of me (all the results will be posted later in a separate post when I have time). I’m going purely from memory here.
The most awesome group of athletes ever.
Pre-event-
OMG. The good news is that things are always easier the second time around, so the next event we organize will just be that much easier. I won’t bore you with the details- let’s just say planning, designing, and tracking an event, in addition to rounding up sponsors and getting T-shirts made is a BITCH.
Of course, the morning of- torrential rain. I realize on the way in that the only other time it rained this hard since we’ve moved in there was a LEAK in the ceiling that neither Paul or I told the landlords about. Uh oh. Of course, when I get in the roof is leaking. Some quick logistical arrangements and we’re ok- we can work around it. Slowly but surely CrossFitters filed into our box, bringing water-soaked gear with them. It’s a testament to the nature of most CrossFitters that things inside stayed dry and neat- everyone kept their area clean and the rain ended up not being an issue. Pretty soon, we were ready to get under way…
Event 1- 10 pull ups, 10 box jumps, 20in. AMRAP 8min.
Women-
Irene, Elizabeth and Miriam lead us off and represented strongly.
Courtney, Briana, Bev and Tammy all looked GREAT with their pull ups. Courtney in particular did more full pullups in 8 min than I’m sure she’s ever done in her whole life combined.
Alessandra and Karla competed next to each other and I’m sure their presence helped each other push harder. Both ladies had box jumps that were simply non-stop. Karla won the workout with Alessandra coming in second.
Karla knocking out butterfly pull ups.
Men-
Scott knocking out full pullups- he had previously made the decision to switch from the scaled to open division but I wasn’t aware of it until the morning of the event. The progress he’s made has been awesome.
TJ, Sam, Emilio, Ben, Parnell, Shiloh and Kris working hard, as usual. A couple of hand tears, but hopefully nothing too serious…
Anthony blazing through the WOD, despite having seriously rolled his ankle the week before. You’d think the box jumps would have been undoable but you couldn’t even tell he had an injury.
Derek just motoring through the workout. I thought I was watching someone just go non-stop, until I saw Dave. 12 FULL ROUNDS, with what I believe was butterfly kips throughout. That is a seriously big score and as near as I can remember good for second overall on that workout.
From my perspective-
DAMN, we had to wipe those bars down from hand tears a lot. It seemed to me that the other gym’s members tore a lot more than you guys. Maybe your hands are used to our bars (the logical assumption).
The long sections of pull up bars CANNOT take two guys going at once haha. Paul and I were seriously worried at some point they were going to break but luckily things held up.
First event over and I’m already getting a little hoarse.
Event 2- max ground to overhead in 8min.
Women-
I KNOW a lot of you ladies hit PRs. It was incredible to watch, especially having seen most of you start at Elysium so hesitant with a barbell in your hands, and then to watch you hoist over 100lbs overhead, lock it out with a tribal yell, and bring the bar back to earth with a SLAM! Paul and I couldn’t be prouder. I saw Irene with one of her last lifts do her trademark “get the barbell up 80% of the way, then agonizingly press it out over 10 sec” jerks. You know what I’m talking about- and yes, she made it, and EVERYONE roared.
Karla and Alessandra tied for 1st in this event, with lifts of 135lb. I saw Karla power clean over 135 easy several times, only to miss the jerk. Meanwhile, Alessandra couldn’t clean over 135, but I know she can jerk 145 or more without issue. Like I said ladies, all we need to do is combine Karla’s clean with Alessandra’s jerk… I don’t think any other woman got 125lb (Courtney nailed 120lb if I recall correctly). This put Karla and Alessandra firmly in the 1 and 2 spots, with Karla having 2 pts and Alessandra 3 pts TOTAL.
Courtney nailing a lift, with Tiff judging.
Men-
Again, I’m sure most of the guys hit PRs during the event. Watching Ben Flores miss a 175lb? clean twice, and then finally get under it and stand it up was awesome. There was no question he was going to hit the jerk. Seeing TJ who is almost 50 yrs old put up near bodyweight overhead was inspiring to watch. For many of you guys, the jerk seems to be the sticking point of the lift and it’s something we’ll work on in the coming months. It’s hard for me to relate on some level b/c my jerk is easily 15lb higher than my best ever clean, so I know if I can get it to my shoulders, I can get it overhead. I want you all to know what that’s like so we’ll be working on jerking more efficiently. Kris, Parnell, and Dave all placed highly in this event, and combined with his performance in WOD1 Dave went into the final WOD with 9 pts, just 1 behind the two guys tied for 1st. It was anyone’s to win at this point.
From my perspective-
I honestly wish I could have seen more. Organizing and keeping things going can be a drag. It would have been sweet to be able to cheer on each and every one of you. The judges and athletes did a great job of breaking down the bars between heats and keeping things running smoothly. My voice was officially starting to go, and I had to run over immediately after the lunch break to start crunching numbers and figure out what the final heat ordering and standings were. The nifty little Excel file I THOUGHT would make this easy turned out to be a total cluster. I had to do most of everything by hand just to double check the computer. It basically took almost 2 hrs and at the end I was able to wolf down lunch Alessandra had picked up for me with Paul’s coffee measuring spoon. Talk about ghetto…
Final WOD- 24 KB swing, 53/35lb; 15 burpees; 7 thrusters, 115/75lb. 3 rounds for time.
Women-
A lot of really gutsy performances here. Irene put up a blazingly-fast time as we all knew she would. Briana and Courtney gritted their teeth and were able to finish just before the time cap. The thrusters were heavy and there were DNF’s all over the place, but the fight you ladies put up really made me proud. Miriam solidified her performance with this final WOD and ended up taking 3rd in the scaled division!
Of course, going into the final heat were Karla and Alessandra, separated by one point. Alessandra’s recent pregnancy and her ongoing recovery started to show in this WOD- even though she wanted to keep moving, on some level she just couldn’t. I was starting to worry she’d fall back just enough that the third place woman would overtake her. She managed to hold on and finish the WOD in 5th place or so, which was good enough for her to retain her second place standing overall. Karla? What can I say. Total domination. She tore through this workout like it was nothing and came in first. Over three events, 1st, 1st, and 1st. Sick.
Men-
Unfortunately I missed a lot of you guys because I was trying to make up ground and started crunching the women’s numbers early. I did get to see both Parnell and Derek fight their way to the finish. Parnell finished things off and just COLLAPSED to the ground, totally spent. Derek moved ridiculously fast through everything; when I caught up to him and looked at the clock I assumed he was on round 2, then asked someone where he was. He was already on round 3! He smashed the WOD in 8:34 or so, good for second overall.
Kimpo came out blazing and was winning his heat in the middle of round 2 before the gas tank came up empty. I honestly have never seen him that smoked before. He managed to sack up and finish things off then promptly crumpled to the ground. It was truly inspiring to watch. Finally, we had Dave, just shy of the leaders. He had to win this WOD to have a chance of winning the whole thing, and let’s just say he left it all out there. Everything was non-stop. I kept shouting to him, “you are winning this thing, you are fucking WINNING” and he seemed like he heard me. Every time he looked like he was going to take a break and stop, he kept going. Watching him pull farther and farther ahead of the 1st place men, KNOWING that with each rep he was that much closer to winning the whole thing was awesome. He absolutely destroyed the WOD with a sub-8 min performance, the only person to beat Derek. WOD 3- 1st. Overall- 1st.
From my perspective-
You guys have amazing bar/equipment discipline. What I mean is you guide your bars down and respect the space you’re working out in, even when fatigued. We know it can be hard to do this when you’re tired but all of you made Paul and me proud. No disrespect to the other competitors but if some of you let things fly around like they were doing you’d do nothing but penalty burpees every class haha. Hopefully all of you see why Paul and I try to teach equipment discipline. For one, it just looks ugly to let your equipment master you, rather than the other way around. As one of you put it, it’s almost disrespectful. Of course, the main issue is safety- for yourself and your fellow members. Eventually a bouncing barbell or kettlebell is going to take you or someone else out, and we can’t have that. Anyway, I don’t think anything happened that can’t be easily fixed or repaired. Mostly I just wanted to thank you all for showing such great equipment discipline and doing us proud.
Paul took over ringmaster duties for this WOD so I could crunch numbers more effectively. It definitely took a load off my shoulders and especially my larynx. There was something really special about tallying the final scores, knowing that we had taken both the open top spots. Yep, the numbers added up. OK, now to see which team won overall… imagine my surprise when I saw that CrossFit Mission Gorge, and not us, had won the team title. A quick inspection of all the overall standings revealed why- while we may have had the winners, they had more members place highly overall. Oh well- you can’t win everything and it was a really close margin (30 pts out of 450 total).
Presenting the award ceremony was fantastic. I felt like a proud parent reading off his kid’s accomplishments. From a personal perspective, I rushed the speeches during my wedding reception and afterwards wished I could have had that moment back. I was determined not to make that mistake with this event. In particular, presenting Irene with her well-deserved “spirit of the competition” award was the second-best part of the whole day, beaten only by presenting Alessandra her award and receiving a huge hug in front of everyone. At the end of the day, all of you gave it your best effort, and you’ll only continue to improve from here. I can’t wait to see how we do on our next competition!
Coach L
Alessandra, trying to embarass me in public.
Podium finishers-
Miriam Marquez- 3rd, women’s scaled division
Alessandra Wall- 2nd, women’s open division
Karla Wagner- 1st, women’s open division
Dave Bennett- 1st, men’s open division


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